king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!

samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!

waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

(Source: nerdreamer)

(Source: gingerhaze)

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

(Source: vinebox)

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

(Source: fullmoonwolves)

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stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.

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TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT

(Source: ameliaponds)