my final form
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
shit i knew it was him before i opened the gif
*slow building applause*
favorite thing on tumblr
MY NEW FAVORITE THING OH MY GOD
THIS NEVER GETS OLD
i believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy